If they don't act fast, they'll never get out alive...Eight desperate castaways find themselves...

You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear somehow.Luckily you happen across a...

Fish-eyed mutants, oceans of insects, and flesh-eating women with hammers for heads.Like a real w...

For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelli...

Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race . . . God hates you. All of y...

When Satan Burger was first being passed around among teenage punks and fans of weird art and fil...

A weird-as-hell gangster story set in a world where people drive giant mechanical dinosaurs inste...

Was Jesus actually a time-traveler from the future?The citizens of Ocean City believe this could ...

There is a grocery store. The last grocery store in the world. It stands alone in the middle of a...

In a world made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man finds himself to be the last hum...

A bizarro parody of the movie Tron.Technology has advanced to the level where electronic altern...

Ten ridiculously stereotypical consumer victims (a yuppie, a housewife, a retiree, a jock, a bibl...

A bunch of douchebag frat boys get trapped in a cave with subterranean cannibal mutants and try t...

A band of hermaphrodite gunslingers fight for their lives in a desert infested with crispy black ...

A tale of marriage, child-rearing, and vaginas that eat people.A man is arrested in the middle ...

Battle Royale meets Return of the Living Dead in this post-apocalyptic action adventure Twenty pe...

It is a survival of the fittest world where humans reproduce like insects, children are the prope...

There is something wrong with Tori Manetti's new exercise bike. It is made from flesh and bone. I...

For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelli...

In a city where everyone lives inside of plastic bubbles, there is no such thing as intimacy. A h...

Perverted Christmas Tales for the whole family (As long as every member of your family is over th...

In this town, everyone's a bottom feeder ...Five desperate criminals are robbing one of the last ...

Road Warrior Werewolves versus McDonaldland Mutants...post-apocalyptic fiction has never been qui...

There's a new genre rising from the underground.Its name:BIZARRO.For years, readers have been ask...

Step into a dark and absurd where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied...

It's Naked Lunch meets Dawn of the Dead in this postmodern post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare by c...

These days, if you want to run a successful company. . .you're going to need a lot of ninjas. Neo...

The Bitches are back . . . They call themselves the Warriors, their enemies call them the Bitches...

A surreal sexual nightmare by cult bizarro author Carlton Mellick III. In a dark future where mal...

Everyone in the world committed suicide at the same time . . . Thus begins the surreal tale of an...

In a future where everyone in the world has been drafted into the military, there is only one ene...

Sally is an odd little girl. It's not because she dresses as if she's from the Edwardian era or s...

From master of bizarro fiction Carlton Mellick III, author of the international cult hits Satan B...

Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than ...

They call it Gloom Town, but that isn't its real name. It is a sad city, the saddest of cities, a...

There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy.They live in an underground world fill...

Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlo...

Bizarro fiction's most prolific author takes the serial killer genre to a whole new level.Oksana ...

Are you ready to play some Dungeons and Fucking Dragons?The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenm...

A girl who can bring any object to life with her kiss, a disease that causes people to melt into ...

Returning to his avant-punk style introduced in the international cult hit, SATAN BURGER, Carlton...

Welcome to Suburban Hell...Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in ...

Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q.Apeshit is Mellick's love letter to the great and terrible B-ho...

From master of bizarro fiction Carlton Mellick III, author of the international cult hits Satan B...

MERMAID [mur-meyd] noun -- a rare species of fish evolved to resemble the appearance of a woman i...

For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelli...

For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelli...

For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelli...